Hey I remember we had a thread like this in the old forum way back. It was funny and I was reminded of it because i had an EL dream, where a city from the book I was reading was actually found in WS next to Vermor Castle, it was weird hahah.
tl;dr: make jokes that start with "You know you play too much EL when..."
Mine is: You know you play too much EL when you have a freaking dream about it
...you ask for the armor class when buying a jacket. ...you ask yourself why books don't dissapear after reading. ...you try to do RL deals in gold and platinum coins. ...you say "respawn" instead of "get up" in the morning.
I just had a dream that there was a new weapon set and skill in the game. Don't remember the name of either, although I do remember it had a name in my dream. The gist of it is - it's a melee combat skill, but you have a special enchanted weapon and your magic level and your ranged level contribute to your melee attacks. So if you had a high magic level your weapon would deal more magic damage and defend you against magic attacks and if you had a high ranged level you would be more agile (somehow) with your weapon and be able to defend yourself against arrows easier. Yep. That was my dream when I woke up this morning. Eternal Lands withdrawal to the max